Sale: Second hand Apple. Cheap! -Funny

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A lot of Second hand Apple!

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Lalu Yadav In The Parliament At UPA Trust Vote Day !!!

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Date: 22 July 2008

UPA GOVERNMENT TRUST VOTE

Prime Minister : Mr Manmohan Singh

Lalu At His Best..He Spoke For 30 Mins In The Parliament…

His 30 Minutes Speech Is Divided In 3 Videos…

OR  – http://youtube.com/watch?v=9G5ZPiJlBks

OR  – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LjiKB4xGaM

OR  – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBx53U3KWmo

New Delhi, July 22: Union Railway Minister Lalu Prasad Yadav was at his witty best as he rose to support the motion of confidence moved by the Prime Minister. Quoting Mahabharata, he gave the example of the demon that had got the boon that that he could not be killed in night nor in day and drew parallel by saying, “The same way the trust vote will happen at 6 pm – the time is nor day nor night – and all those who oppose the vote will be admonished.”

In the same vein he turned his attention to the pertinent nuke deal issue. “Everybody is talking outside the Parliament that the MPs don’t understand what nuke deal is, they are being humiliated. But at the same time some leaders (Left) are now in depression. That leader is very old and not very relevant as he comes from another age. But he should at least listen to the veterans in his party.”

He also took the opportunity to congratulate the PM and Sonia Gandhi for setting up the Coordination Committee with the Left. “I am a bonafide member too,” he added amid giggles from an amused House.

On his ever stronger relations with the Congress he quoted from the popular Bollywood number ‘Char Saal Pehle Hame Tumse Pyar Tha, Aajj Bhi Hain Aur Kal Bhi Rahega’

While at his candid best, he touched upon the reports that Mayawati is cultivating her wish to be the PM. Lalu triggered another bout of glees by announcing, “Everybody wants to be PM, I also want to be a PM, but I am not in a hurry.”

On the Hyde Act, he took a dig at all those who continue to say that they don’t understand what the Act is all about and also on those who always blabber that they don’t understand the 123 Agreement by stressing, “Here a lot of think tanks are sitting and they also know that it’s called 123 because it has been named 123 Agreement. And Hyde Act is not binding as the US Prez has got authority to overrule it.”

Amid hullabaloo from the Opposition he started again and this time in a serious tone said no one in this country allows a Dalit or a minority or even a Lalu to become the PM.

“If Mayawati wants to be PM what’s wrong? We all want to be one-day. Our PM is an exception (being a Sikh) and brought home the point by the verses Wahe Guru Ki Jai Wahe Guru Ki Fatah.”

Attacking the Left further, he said “I understand that the Left is against the Congress in three states. That is their disease that they are pitted against Congress in Kolkata and in Kerala. They (Left) used to say when the time for elections will come we will withdraw; now I wonder what face they will show to the nation.”

He even questioned Somnath by adding, “Speaker sir, you and Jyoti Basu have to answer (to the country) regarding the conduct of the Left.”

Then training his guns on the NDA, especially the BJP, he congratulated himself for being instrumental in bringing about a change during the Jan Sangh days by ensuring that Morarji Desai was made the PM and also prided for the fact that it was he who arrested Advani along with his Rath Yatra.

“They (NDA) say America will come in as the East India Company came. But when we asked them to condemn the Iraq War, they never did that. It was we who coined the slogan then ‘Remove Bush and save world, remove BJP and save India’ We even asked them to condemn America but they didn’t listen.”

Rebutting Advani’s speech of Monday, he said, “Advani spoke but he did not utter a word against America, he only had a communal agenda.”

“We are here to join the nation and the BJP is dividing the nation. How could they take credit of Pokhran I, but they did that and sadly also brought about sanctions,” added Lalu.

His antics didn’t end there as he brought out Jaswant Singh’s book and read out the lines that mention the then government’s inclination towards signing CTBT.

Chiding former Defence Minister George Fernandes he said, “Where were you George Sahib, you taught me and Mulayam the lessons in socialism. And now why are you sitting there?

Lalu in his elemental best becomes a strong speaker and that was in full evidence today as he then trained his guns at senior Left leader Gurudas Das Gupta and rebuked him saying, “You say we need roti. But from where will roti come Guptaji? It will not come from heaven; it will only come from infrastructure development, something on which the UPA is focusing.” on it.”

Dismissing hydel power as a viable alternative, he said most projects are blocked by NGOs and activists like Bhauguna and Patkar stands up against it.

But a moment later, he struck conciliatory note with the veteran Left leader, amid a mini laugh riot, by saying, “We will continue to court you Guptaji” and went on sing the popular number Oo Door Ke Musafir Aa Jaao. “But you will not be able to answer the nation. We thank you for your support but now it’s null and void.” he added.

On Advani’s claim that they will re-negotiate the deal if the NDA comes to power and on his claims that they are against terrorism he said, “They talk about Afzal Guru, but who freed Maulana Masood and went to the extent of escorting him to Afghanistan. They speak of terrorism but they forget about Babri Masjid, and Gujarat violence.”

Seconding Mulayam’s statement he added, “He was right when he said that the Left now wants to demolish the Lal Quila after Babri Masjid by going with the BJP. The Left ideology is not Indian- it’s alien. Our ideology is Gandhi’s ideology.”

Self congratulating he claimed, “We (UPA) are patriots. The provisions of 123 ensures that we can take uranium from any of the 45 countries. There is also a provision to stop it if something goes wrong and there is also a provision to come out of the deal if the need arises.”

Lalu in his trademark style termed it as “divorce” and started a fresh round of giggles by singing ‘Tum Na Agar Mujhe Chaho To Koi Baat Nahi, Par Tum Ksisi Aur Ko Chahoge to Muskil Hogi’

On the BSP’s claims that Mayawati is being targeted by the CBI, he said “Even I have CBI cases against me. But I challenge anyone to say that we have taken any favours. CBI is probing me & Rabri but I thank the PM and Sonia for not siding with any sort of foul play.”

“If there’s a case on Maya then it might be right, there’s a fashion in politics; that people start to complain that the govt is implicating them when they run out of options.”

The PM and Sonia have sacrificed a lot for the nation added, Lalu added. Turning tables on BJP, he said “We started the debate on Monday – the day of Shiva – so who is the bakht of Shiva. Now today is Tuesday the day of Hanuman, we will use his Gada.”

Just Imagine !!! Must Watch This…

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The LAdy In The Video Is A True Artist I Must Say… Making Pictures With Sand On The Glass…

OR  – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEZuH3SHGL4

I RECOMMEND U ALL MUST WATCH THIS VIDEO !

Tu Nahi To Zindagi Mai Aur Kya Rahjaayegaa !!!

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Track : Tu Nahi To Zindagi Mai

Album : Arth

Artist : Chitra Singh

A Lovely And A Very Emotional Song “Tu Nahi To Zindagi Mai” Sung By Chitra Singh.. MUST LISTEN TO IT…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1B7Y2JXX6M

THE ABOVE VIDEO HAS ONLY MUSIC..No PICTURE..

Lyrics

Tu nahi to zindagi mai aur kya rahjaayegaa
Tu nahi to zindagi mai aur kya rahjaayegaa
Tu nahi to..
Door tak tanahaeeyon kaa
Door tak tanahaeeyon kaa silsilaa rahjaayegaa
Tu nahi to..

Dard kee saari tahe aur saare guzare haadase
Dard kee saari tahe aur saare guzare haadase sab dhuwaan ho jaayenge, ek waakiyaa rahjaayegaa
Tu nahi to zindagi mai aur kya rahjaayegaa
Tu nahi to…

Yu bhi hogaa wo mujhe dil se bhoolaa degaa magar
Yu bhi hogaa wo mujhe dil se bhoolaa degaa magar ye bhi hogaa khud usee mein ek
khalaa rah jaayegaa
Tu nahi to zindagi mai aur kya rahjaayegaa
Tu nahi to…

Daayare inkaar ke ikaraar kee saragoshiyaan
Daayare inkaar ke ikaraar kee saragoshiyaan ye agar toote kabhee to faasalaa rahjaayegaa
Tu nahi to zindagi mai aur kya rahjaayegaa
Tu nahi to…

HEAL THE WORLD !!

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“Heal the World” is a song featured on Michael Jackson’s hit album, Dangerous, released in 1991. The music video features children living in countries suffering from unrest. It is also one of only a handful of Michael Jackson’s videos not to feature the singer, the others being “Cry”, “HIStory” and “Man in the Mirror.” (The clips for “HIStory” and “Man in the Mirror” only feature Michael Jackson in archival footage). Jackson performed the song in the Super Bowl XXVII halftime show with a 35000 person flash card performance which made it become the most watched event in U.S history.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPSpd2hoBAI

In a 2001 Internet chat with fans, Jackson said “Heal the World” is the song he is most proud to have created. He also created the Heal The World Foundation, a now-defunct charitable organization designed to improve the lives of children and teach them how to improve the world around them and would become a centre piece for the Dangerous world tour. In the documentary Living with Michael Jackson, Jackson said he created the song in his “giving tree” at the Neverland Ranch.

Lyrics Of “Heal The World”

There’s A Place In
Your Heart
And I Know That It Is Love
And This Place Could
Be Much
Brighter Than Tomorrow
And If You Really Try
You’ll Find There’s No Need
To Cry
In This Place You’ll Feel
There’s No Hurt Or Sorrow

There Are Ways
To Get There
If You Care Enough
For The Living
Make A Little Space
Make A Better Place…

Heal The World
Make It A Better Place
For You And For Me
And The Entire Human Race
There Are People Dying
If You Care Enough
For The Living
Make A Better Place
For You And For Me

If You Want To Know Why
There’s A Love That
Cannot Lie
Love Is Strong
It Only Cares For
Joyful Giving
If We Try
We Shall See
In This Bliss
We Cannot Feel
Fear Or Dread
We Stop Existing And
Start Living

Then It Feels That Always
Love’s Enough For
Us Growing
So Make A Better World
Make A Better World…

Heal The World
Make It A Better Place
For You And For Me
And The Entire Human Race
There Are People Dying
If You Care Enough
For The Living
Make A Better Place
For You And For Me

And The Dream We Were
Conceived In
Will Reveal A Joyful Face
And The World We
Once Believed In
Will Shine Again In Grace
Then Why Do We Keep
Strangling Life
Wound This Earth
Crucify Its Soul
Though It’s Plain To See
This World Is Heavenly
Be God’s Glow

We Could Fly So High
Let Our Spirits Never Die
In My Heart
I Feel You Are All
My Brothers
Create A World With
No Fear
Together We’ll Cry
Happy Tears
See The Nations Turn
Their Swords
Into Plowshares

We Could Really Get There
If You Cared Enough
For The Living
Make A Little Space
To Make A Better Place…

Heal The World
Make It A Better Place
For You And For Me
And The Entire Human Race
There Are People Dying
If You Care Enough
For The Living
Make A Better Place
For You And For Me

Heal The World
Make It A Better Place
For You And For Me
And The Entire Human Race
There Are People Dying
If You Care Enough
For The Living
Make A Better Place
For You And For Me

Heal The World
Make It A Better Place
For You And For Me
And The Entire Human Race
There Are People Dying
If You Care Enough
For The Living
Make A Better Place
For You And For Me

There Are People Dying
If You Care Enough
For The Living
Make A Better Place
For You And For Me

There Are People Dying
If You Care Enough
For The Living
Make A Better Place
For You And For Me

You And For Me
You And For Me
You And For Me
You And For Me
You And For Me
You And For Me
You And For Me
You And For Me
You And For Me
You And For Me
You And For Me

Michael Jackson performing Heal The World in front of Clinton and Hillary……(LIVE)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W65JI4za9gk

Height of Hope !! -Joke

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Height of Hope!! -Joke

Ek Gadha:– yaar mera malik mujhe bahut maarta hai.

Dusara Gadha:– to tu bhag kyu nahi jata.

Pehla Gadha:– Bhag to jata par yahan future bada bright hai.. Malik ki khoobsurat beti jab shararat karti hai to malik kahta hai, “teri shaadi gadhe se kar dunga..!” Bas isi ummeed me baitha hoon…

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Indians Are Born Talented !!

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OR  – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZuWvjWbBic

Kid speaks many languages to sell Peacock Furs, he says he has learn’t it from the tourists arriving their. Just think if he is given a proper education, how his future would be. Else he would just become guide for that place. “HELP TO EDUCATE THE KIDS OF INDIA TODAY AND BEFORE WE DIE, WE CAN SEE A DEVELOPED, PROSPERED, HAPPY INDIA” . One small step each one of us could do is educating our maid’s son/daughter, if each of us can do such small contributions; these small things can make INDIA surge higher and higher.

Why Somnath Chatterjee was Expelled !!!

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July 24, 2008

The prime minister has survived the trust vote on Tuesday but the Indo-US nuclear deal devoured an unlikely victim on Wednesday. The axe fell on Speaker Somnath Chatterjee [Images] with the Communist Party of India-Marxist expelling him for his failure to step down and follow its diktat to vote against the government on the nuclear deal.

The decision was on the anvil since the meeting of the party’s Central Committee last week. It had been kept in reserve till the trust vote was over. All through the trust vote discussion, there was palpable tension between Chatterjee and members from the Left parties.

The Central Committee, the CPI-M’s highest decision-making body, had decided last week that disciplinary action should be taken against Chatterjee for going against the party’s declared position. No one came to his rescue at the CC, sources said. This included Jyoti Basu, Chatterjee’s mentor who could not attend the meet but is believed to have participated via teleconferencing.

Basu is learnt to have advised Chatterjee to step down, when he had gone to Kolkata a week ago to consult with the former West Bengal chief minister. The party also sent CPI-M West Bengal Secretary Biman Bose to Delhi last week and he tried to persuade him to quit the Speaker’s post following the withdrawal of the Left’s support.

The deal has led to churning inside every party, including the Communists.

A member of the CPI-M for four decades and a ten times MP, it is now end of the parliamentary road for Chatterjee. He had declared some time ago that he is not going to contest elections again. The delimitation exercise has converted Bolpur, which he represented many times, into a reserved constituency.

There are two options before him. One, to continue as Lok Speaker as an “unattached” member till the general elections. Two, to quit as Speaker and also resign from the Lok Sabha. One thing that Chatterjee has made clear in the last few days is that he, and not the party, will decide the course of action he takes and its timing.

There are many who believe that he will opt for the second course since he was elected to the Lok Sabha on the CPI-M ticket. The Speaker is scheduled to lead a delegation to the Commonwealth Parliamentary Union meeting in Malaysia from August 1-10.

Chatterjee chose to give primacy to his constitutional role as Speaker over his role as a member of the party and presided over the special session of the Lok Sabha July 21-22. He was not unaware of what lay in store for him. He also wrote to CPI-M General Secretary Prakash Karat [Images] expressing unhappiness with the party position and voting alongside the BJP on the issue.

CPI-M sources, on the other hand, justified the party action by saying that every member of the party has to fill a form stating that he will submit to the discipline of the party. “Somnath Chatterjee became Speaker as part of a special political arrangement when we decided to support a minority government in 2004 and we lent our person for the post of the Speaker. Once that arrangement disappeared, he should have quit.”

With Chatterjee openly taking a position against the party line, the party had no option but to take action against him,” said a senior leader. “Now that he has become an unattached member, he can do what he thinks best as an individual — resign or continue.”

The issue came to a head when Karat included his name in the list of CPI-M MPs who were withdrawing support to the government. He neither consulted Chatterjee nor included an explanation in the list that Chatterjee had been elected as Speaker of the Lok Sabha. Chatterjee is believed to have felt that this lent credence to the criticism that he was first a party man and then the Speaker. Once an MP becomes the Speaker, he is expected to be above party.

Chatterjee was a serious name for presidential elections last year and might have had Congress support but his party did not favour his candidature.

Since he has been expelled from the party, he now becomes an “unattached” member in the House. He can continue as the Speaker unless someone chooses to bring a vote of no-confidence against him. This is not something that the CPI-M is planning to do.

This is not the first time that the party has chosen to take action against a senior leader. It had not spared its own general secretary and icon B T Ranadive for “leading the party towards a sectarian line” over the Telengana agitation in the fifties. Though it did not expel him, it removed him from party’s elected positions and he spent two years acting as a typist as punishment after “self criticism”.

The party had expelled several others at various times like Nripen Chakravarty, who was the chief minister of Tripura and member of the Politburo, K R Gouriamma, who had been a minister in the Kerala [Images] government, and Saifuddin Chowdhury, CPI-M MP who had advocated a pro-Congress line before the party came to adopt it.

Expulsion from the party often entails a social boycott of the person by the members of the political family, say insiders, and this is not going to be easy for Somnath Chatterjee who has spent the best part of his life in the CPI-M.

A Shameful Day In The INDIAN HISTORY…

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Date : 22 JULY 2008

PARLIAMENT : LOK SABHA

UPA GOVERNMENT TRUST VOTE

DRAMA IN THE PARLIAMENT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5QLBxIDP8E

3 BJP MPs BROUGHT 1 CRORE IN THE PARLIAMENT SAYING THAT THE MONEY IS GIVEN TO THEM AS BRIBE TO SUPPORT THE GOVERNMENT IN THE TRUST VOTE…

L K Advani said “In my parliamentary career, I have never come across such a sad situation where MPs were offered money to abstain from voting (in the confidence vote).” Terming it a very unfortunate episode in the parliamentary democracy of the country, he demanded “a proper inquiry” into the incident. He also said that they have proof that the 3 MPs were given bribe. He said the tape which has the proof recored is with the leading news channel which has recored it. And the news channel has said that they will sent the tape to the speaker.

However, the Congress and the Samajwadi Party have termed the incident as a thought out game of the BJP. RJD supremo and Railway Minister Laloo Yadav said, “This (showing money in the House) is a ploy of the BJP.” Amar Singh also challenged Adavni and the BJP to prove the allegations. Terming the concerned MPs as “political prostitute”, he said, “Is it (Rs 3 crores) the price of the BJP MPs when there are rumours and claims that smaller parties’ MPs are being offered 30-40 crores of Rupees.”

Union Science and Technology Minister Kapil Sibal too demanded an investigation into the allegations by the BJP members. “The matter (of cash being brought into the House) needs to be investigated into,” he said, soon after Lok Sabha was adjournment till 6 pm following the BJP MPs placing bundles of currency notes in the well of the House and alleging they were bribed.

“BJP wanted to disrupt the proceedings. So they came up with these allegations that its MPs were bribed by a SP leader,” senior Congress leader Jayanti Natarajan said.

MY VIEWS

The BJP and BSP knew that the UPA is going to win the TRUST VOTE, so they planted a drama to destroy the image of the UPA Congress Government.. 3 BJP MPs brought 1 Crore cash into the central well of Lok Sabha and kept it in the table of the deputy speaker and started empting it saying they were offered those money to abstain from voting by SP members. The 3 MPs included in this “money for vote” operation was Ashok Argal, Mahavir Bhagora, and Faggan Singh Kulaste.


THE QUESTION OF THE HOUR IS:


a) IF THEY HAVE PROOF THEN THEY MUST SHOW IT TO THE PEOPLE OF INDIA..
b) WHERE IS THE TAPE WHICH HAS THE PROOF ???
c) IF THE WHOLE INCIDENT WAS PLANTED THEN WE MAY CONCLUDE THAT THE BJP FOR HIS           OWN GOOD OR FOR HIS OWN INTEREST CAN DO ANYTHING…
d) SHOULD THE PEOPLE OF INDIA VOTE FOR BJP AND BSP IN THE NEXT ELECTION…
e) IF IT IS PROOFED THAT THE INCIDENT WAS PLANTED WILL THE 3 BJP MPS BE PUNISHED…

Omar Abdullah for the Confidence Motion in Lok Sabha 2008

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Date: 22 July 2008

UPA GOVERNMENT TRUST VOTE

Prime Minister : Mr Manmohan Singh

275 votes cast in favour of confidence motion,  256 against and  10 was abstrain.

A Magnificent and Marvelous speech given by Omar Abdullah of Jammu Kashmir National Conference party in the Parliament on the day of Trust Vote of the UPA GOVERNMENT…

OR  – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV4xjF1iDPw

Sir,

I am a Muslim and I am a Indian and I don’t see any distinction between the two. I see no reason why I as a Muslim have to fear a deal between INDIA and the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA this is a deal between two countries, it is a deal between we hope two countries that in the future will be two equals. Sir the enemies of Indian Muslims are not the Americans, the enemies of Indian Muslims are not deals like this, the enemies of Indian muslims are the same enemies that all the poor people of India face poverty, hunger, unemployment, lack of development and the ABSENCE OF OUR VOICE. It is that the we are against. The effort that is made to crush our voice.

Sir I am not the member of the UPA, I do not aspire the membership of the UPA but Sir I am extreamly unhappy with the way in which my friends in the LEFT have taken on the self impose position of being the certifiers of who is secular and who is not. Sir until a few years ago I was a part of this NDA, I was a minister with them and these same LEFT people considered me as a political untouchable. They considered me a outcast because i was the part of the NDA. Today these same LEFT people are telling me all secular parties must unite with the BJP to bring down this GOVERNMENT. Sir I made the mistake of standing with them once on the question of GUJRAT I did not resign when my conscious told me too and my conscious has till not forgiven me. I will not make the same mistake again.

Aapne amarnath ka aarop lagaya aap ek jaaga dikhaye jaha kisi Kashmiri ne yatra ke khilaf baat ki ho, aap ek jaaga dikhaye jaha kisi Kashmiri ne kaha ho humhe yatri nahi chahiye, ek jaga dikhaye jaha pe yatriyo ke uppar humla hua ho, hamari zameen ka mudda tha hum apne zameen ke liye lare aur marte dum tak apne zameen ke liye larenge. Lekin hum aapki tarha firkaparast nahi hai, hum aapki tarha communal nahi hai, hum Masjid nahi girate hum Mandir bhi nahi girate, eksoo saal se bhi zaada amarnath ki yatra waha chalti aai aur jab tak Kashmir mai musalmaan hai srinagar aur amarnath mai aapki yatra chalti rahaigi. Lakin yeh baat mai daawe se kahena chahata hu ke inlogo ki tarha meri siyasat badalti nahi hai, aaj iss taraf kal uss taraf, humne secular forces ke saath haath milaya hai aur milate rahenge. Jammu Kashmir National Conference will vote to support the motion moved by the Prime Minister..